EGG OF LIFE
——–in madam Gold’s CAR——-
-Gold, madam sylvia called out. Susan slept with the PRIEST of ISHI-ISHI
-GBAM. Replied madam gold. Ke ka isi mara ihe dim n’obi? (How did you find out what’s on my mind) ha!! ARUNSI CONJI N’EGBU. Tufiakwa.
-what brought about the sudden change? You know he once requested such from me when my husband was alive. I refused and gave him STELLA my *househelp. He lavished that girl no be small. That was what killed stella na. That stupid fool dragging my husband with me. Kai, susan does* not know who she is dealing with.
-stella owu *aha mmadu? (Is stella somebody’s name?) let her come and drag husband na. Abeg, what do we do about the matter on ground. ISHI-ISHI is* not helping matters o. He is taking sides with susan.
-hmmm, i can’t believe this, ISHI-ISHI asking me to leave. How many young ladies *i have given to ISHI-ISHI and he pays me back like this? I will wait a little and if he is not acting to my favour, i will look for another alternative. Las las, i kill susan and* kill myself.
-for what kwan? Baby don’t *mention that side again o. If you kill yourself, i gbara mbada lose na(that’s a very big loose) let’s patiently wait for his verdit* .
THEY ZOOM OFF.
————AT BRENDA’S OFFICE————–
After being *sent out of the company by her brother, Brenda decided to pitch her tent at her private hustle. Her salon and makeup studio. Brenda is* a talented stylist and makeup artist.
CHINASA CAME VISITING.
-sis, chinasa called, that susan has bitten more than she can chew. Because of *her, tony asked mum to vacate the warehouse at park avenue in 3days. How is that possible* ? Where will mum keep those products ? The other warehouses are full.
-see susan o replied brenda. Susan don gather illegal liver na. To begin control tony to the extent of fighting against his own mother ? Hmmm, i *still dey plan wetin ah go do that bastard for making me loose my seat in my father’s company* and she’s adding more. I think i need to call TERRIBLE .
-who is TERRIBLE? Chinasa asked.
-Argh *hahahaha, T for TERRIBLE . The guy dey do wonders. E no dey kill o, he doesn’t kill but what he does? His victim will prefer to die. When scarlet was dragging zubby with me* , you no hear scores?
-Jeeeeez, sis, where you behind what happened to scarlet?
-Live and direct, anam achikwanu?(I don’t take nonsense )Brenda should just chill, something big is coming. Make she dey enjoy, ah they come.
-sis, we can’t hurt her o, or aid anybody to hurt her.
-why? Brenda asked.
-she is a member of ISHI-ISHI.
-WHAT!!!!! Susan get that kind of liver? ISHI-ISHI?
-That’s the sacred bond holding all members. AGWO ISHI-ISHI ANAGHI ELO IBE YA.(ishi-ishi snakes can’t swallow each other)
-Argggh, jeeeez. Too bad. I hate this. Hmmm, the best way to kill an enemy like susan is to act friendly. I gat this deal. NASA, leave susan to me.
-As for me sis, i will like to pay that idiot a little visit.
Three months have expired. Susan visited ISHI-ISHI to renew the egg.
-daughter, the priest called. You will need to fortify yourself. You have stepped on dreaded toes. They are angry.
-what do i do?
-Are you in a hurry?
-no I’m not.
-can you endure pain?
-depends on the kind of pain.
-let’s see then. Take off your clothes and jump into that drum.
-what??? Take off my clothes ? Can’t i jump in with my clothes on?
-(laughter) no. When you die, the whole people will see that body you are hidding. But I’m the only one here. Take off your clothes and save your life.
SHE RELUCTANTLY TOOK IT OFF
-The number of hours you stay in that drum without screaming determins the number of months you will be unhurt. Now jump in.
Susan jumped in but could only endure for 3hrs.
-for three months, you will be indestructible. You have found favour before ISHI-ISHI. Henceforth, stop going to church. Remove the bible from your house. Do not entertain anything church around you. Wear a touch of red anywhere you are, everywhere you go.
When you are in trouble just make a wish. And it is done. HENCEFORTH, YOU WILL SERVE ONLY ISHI-ISHI. Don’t not eat bitterleaf soup. Do not take bitter cola, Do not eat red meat, chicken, or fish. Eat only snails.
SUSAN WAS JUST CRYING. BITTER LEAF is her best soup, she doesn’t joke with fish, she hates snails,. WHAT A PRICE!!!
A NEW SUSAN HAS JUST EMERGED.
MADAM SYLVIA JUST DISCOVERED THAT BRENDA WILL DO THE MAGIC OF BRINGING SUSAN DOWN.
BRENDA IS NOT A MEMBER OF ISHI -ISHI.
BRENDA IS ABOUT TO EMBARK ON A FRIENDLY LOOKING BUT DISASTROUS MISSION FOR SUSAN.
IT’S BRENDA VERUS SUSAN.
BRENDA CAME TO SUSAN’S OFFICE AND WENT ON HER KNEES BEGGING.
TO BE CONTINUED.